Jared Leto...My Sex-ception. Who's yours?

We all remember that Friends episode...

The Freebie List.

A list of celebrities that you're allowed to have sex with by your significant other.

You know you have one.

We all agree to these lists because in actuality we know the chances are slim to none that it will ever happen! So we joke about it, lust after them, and daydream of your Sex-ception in our relationships.

And why not?

I, like countless women, have had a crush on Jared Leto since we first laid eyes on him in My So Called Life, oh Jordan Catalano. 

I mean, those eyes...and I swear that Jared Leto is either a vampire or has a portrait in his attic that is aging in his place. For god's sake, we're pretty much the same age. What does the man do?

Then, over the years of admiring him in film, magazines, as a musician, imagine my surprise when I saw this photo and the caption a few years ago.

Whaaaa?!

I think my heart fluttered and other parts of me may have done the same.

My old crush flamed again.

More interviews only threw gasoline on the fires when he talked about his S&M room in his new home in an old Air Force Base.

Vanity Fair.

Rolling Stone

I mean we're meant to be...well at least for one night.

😜

Lay it on me. Who's on your list? 

Valentine's Day!!

We know this means more than just a box of chocolates!

Why not ramp it up with other edible items??

It's a little late to order, but I'm pretty sure your local adult store will have something!

Edible Gummy Pecker Rings

Candy Cock Rings

Candy Tassels

Safe Sex...Toy Disposal

In the random conversations, the subject of getting rid of old, broken, damaged toys came up.

This led me to do some research because a few years ago I had heard about a company that did a "Recycle your Rabbit" Day.

Lo and behold, I came across this site:

Sex Toy Recycling.

The Sex Toy Recycling process works like this: You send your unwanted sex toy to STR (email them and they'll send you a Tyvek pouch).
But don't be a nasty skank, wash it before you send it to them please.
They then sterilize and process it. Plastics, metals and batteries are recycled as needed for non-toy purposes.

The STR website says: "We then use a patent-pending process similar to that used to recycle athletic shoes into rubber surfaces for basketball courts. The rubber and silicone is ground up, mixed with a binding agent, and remolded into new toys. For sanitary and safety reasons, each toy is then coated with a layer of new silicone. The result is a sex toy made of at least 95% post-consumer materials."

Your old faithful can live a new life and come again and again!

For a Magical Vaginal Experience?

Crystal Dildos?

Apparently so, from a place called Chakrub.

I am all for new products, however, I'm not sure what I think of these.

Or maybe it's the price, as I can get some pretty unique and awesome glass dildos for a fraction of the cost. I'm not sure if I'm will to pay close to $300 for a 'spiritual' encounter with myself.

But hey, to each their own!

Of course, the site claims that these dildos also have healing powers?!

Maybe that's worth it?

Although, I am pretty sure my pussy's powers are a.o.k. at the moment.

Besides one of its healing powers is helping anxiety, and I'm pretty sure any orgasm will help with that little situation. 

Here's a quick article that Popsugar did about them. 

If anyone gives them a go, let me know if you've become cunt-lightened!