Thursday, January 19, 2017

Get to know your cooch.

#3 Concerns me...
Just like your face, your vulva wrinkles with age.
Am I going to have to botox my vag?
Even worse, they say the clit could decrease in size.
Oh please, sex gods!! Don't let my clit disappear!

I like #7...
Use it or lose it.
Exercise the bitch.
The plus?
Besides just keeping the muscles working and avoiding prolapsing walls and more, the more you have sex, the more you will want it, and are less likely to have slumps of nothing.
Just another reason why sex is a.o.k. and healthy!

An orgasm a day (or more) keeps the blues away!
Keeping Cuntzilla happy means a happier you too.

But on a serious note, how many of you have taken the time to get to know your Vag?
I'm not talking about letting your fingers do the walking or the friendly buzz of a vibe.

You've seen it done on shows, whether it's done comedically or seriously.
Feminist, sex activist and educator, Annie Sprinkle even has put hers up for display live in the past, allowing audiences to get up close and personal with a speculum and lights to see what lies within. 
And shouldn't we, as women know more about our bodies?
Take a mirror, sit down, spread em, and get to know your vagina.
Here's a rough map of the great divide to guide you along. 

Don't be ashamed of your pussy.
Treat her like your best friend.
Love her.
And who knew?
Besides vagazelling, you can gloss her up too!

Monday, January 16, 2017

Let's talk Lingerie

It's so close to Valentine's Day!
A perfect little extra?

I adore it.
Let's face it too, there are millions of options from sweet & demure, latex love, vinyl vixen, beautiful bondage, pvc pussy cat, beautiful burlesque...The list could go on forever!

It's also a very simple way to spice things up in the bedroom.
I think it's very telling when a man buys bedroom clothing for his mate.
My man has run the gamut from lovely and lacey, to raunchy and 'How the hell do I put this thing on?' <- which by the way can lead to lots of fun in and of itself.
I won't even get into corsetry yet.
But let it be known if your man is great with different types of tying and knots, he can lace you tightly up and release you from the binding just as quickly. The same goes of rope, heh.

I thought I would share some fun samples from one of the online stores that I adore.

Don't let the store name fool you.
This place is ah-mazing!
Believe me, I have spent my fair share at this site, especially during my burlesque days.
But don't freak out by the main pages, their sales are to die for.

This is from their Babycakes Collection.
Sexy, cute & sweet.

Their Hooded Cat Eared Teddy - meow
I will not lie. I kind of want.

Vintage Inspired
Corazon Teddy with Bullet cups

A little Razzle Dazzle?

The French Quarter Collection

Viola Babydoll

From the Vesper Collection

Masochist Collection

Friday, January 13, 2017

Friday Query...

What's your preference in buying your adult items?
Do you buy online?
Do you like to get your kink from a brick & mortar store?
The adult store we used to frequent had an awesome rewards program with money back to go toward future purchases. Plus, it's fun to feel out items in real life.
Do you have more fun at 'Fun Parties' at a friend's home?

Curious minds want to know!

Thursday, January 12, 2017


I am obsessed with the dirty food memes!
They have me cracking up!
And we all need a laugh!

Book stuffs ahead!

I got business cards.
Does this make me an official literary pornographer?

I love my cute pencils.

Pretty much, I've been shopping for swag for the Author signing coming up, and little things to give away with paperback purchases.

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Flexi Felix from Fun Factory! Let's talk anal play.

Fun Factory says Felix is your butt's best friend.
And let's face it, he's just too cute to be scary!
In case you weren't quite sure, yes, it's anal beads.
He was part of my Christmas of Butt Love Extravaganza.
I often recommend beads for early anal play, after you've experimented with tongues and fingers.
There are very small plugs that work too, but beads are a slow work up, flexible, and feel a little less intrusive - especially if you're hesitant about anal play.
We'll discuss scarier looking anal hooks at another time.

He is super soft and flexible with the beads increasing in size the closer you get to his head.
I will state that he is long, a little over a foot, but don't be intimidated by length.
No one ever said that you had to go further than the first bead on his cute begin.

And as always, lube always aids in the fun.

I've gotten questions about anal play before, the most frequent that people are scared to address is mess. Here is my short answer. Sex often includes bodily secretions, however, anal is usually planned for, or you have an inkling it could be happening. This way, we can take extra time to make sure our hygiene is taken care of. If it is spontaneous, you often know if something is around up there, that's when you can halt play and decide how to approach the block in play from there - either skip it or move on to another activity. In my experience, though, the mess is just a ton of lube.

If your curiosity is piqued about beginning anal play and have questions, I have attached a great article from one of my favorite sites, Kinkly.
Your Top 10 Questions about Anal Play Answered! 

And while you are there, you can check out the Sexy Excerpt from my first novel Ripped & Twisted that they graciously posted!