Thursday, January 19, 2017

Get to know your cooch.




#3 Concerns me...
Just like your face, your vulva wrinkles with age.
Am I going to have to botox my vag?
Even worse, they say the clit could decrease in size.
Oh please, sex gods!! Don't let my clit disappear!

I like #7...
Use it or lose it.
Exercise the bitch.
The plus?
Besides just keeping the muscles working and avoiding prolapsing walls and more, the more you have sex, the more you will want it, and are less likely to have slumps of nothing.
Just another reason why sex is a.o.k. and healthy!

An orgasm a day (or more) keeps the blues away!
Keeping Cuntzilla happy means a happier you too.

But on a serious note, how many of you have taken the time to get to know your Vag?
I'm not talking about letting your fingers do the walking or the friendly buzz of a vibe.

You've seen it done on shows, whether it's done comedically or seriously.
Feminist, sex activist and educator, Annie Sprinkle even has put hers up for display live in the past, allowing audiences to get up close and personal with a speculum and lights to see what lies within. 
And shouldn't we, as women know more about our bodies?
Take a mirror, sit down, spread em, and get to know your vagina.
Here's a rough map of the great divide to guide you along. 




Don't be ashamed of your pussy.
Treat her like your best friend.
Love her.
And who knew?
Besides vagazelling, you can gloss her up too!



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